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i’m so tired
i won’t go my dash trough
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wow
this
sucks
mom:
what do you even DO on the internet?
me:
i have no idea
People on the Internet:
I love that band.
Me:
OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school:
I love that band.
Me:
no you don't.
in my history class today
some girl:
i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me:
sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
hey guys
sorry for being away, but my mom took my phone and computer and i’m grounded
i don’t know when i’ll come to tumblr again
but
pls don’t unfollow me
Mom:
It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me:
*starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
10 yr old:
omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
me:
spills cereal on cat
some people look really good in pictures but then not in real life
some people look really good in real life and not in pictures
I look bad in pictures and in real life
(Source: unbroken-unshattered)